Eating a pizza in bed for breakfast

I ate a pizza in bed for breakfast

And I was pleased

I ate my pizza at breakfast time whilst sat in my bed

And I thought sod everyone

You are not really meant to eat pizza anyway

And certainly not in bed

And definitely not for breakfast

How dare you

I did it anyway

I burnt my mouth on the cheese

The next day unseen blisters danced with my tongue

Reminding me of my awful deed

That dastardly thing – but it was fun

 I ate a pizza in bed for breakfast

And didn’t care about anyone