Unrealistic socks

 I’ve got these socks and its cats with collars on

And these are premium cats

FELINEZ

Its not like I’ve got socks with some demented old mog on

No rabies, tapeworm and no fleas

A sock like that would be shut down straight away

These socks encourage class divide

Its like, woman, girl and lady

People will say “how can you read that into a sock?”

You think too much

But these socks are aspirational

I DON’T FEEL THESE SOCKS REFLECT THE REALITY OF CATS

(And the cats say:

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT US.)